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5 ways to escape your bed in the morning:
1) Because we all know the-monday-out-of-bed-morning feeling, I'll tell you a few ways to escape it. It's awkward when you wake up at 5 a.m. and you try to get up, but your bed keeps pulling you back and threatening you. At first, you try to lay back and pretend that nothing happened.
2) Slowly you try to get up again and reach your slippers. If bed still pulls you back, you have no option than lay back.
3) You move your left and then the right leg. If nothing happens, you try to move your hands. If still nothing happens, you get up piece by piece. If bed starts moving, play dead.
4)I'm sure you have some kind of scissors in your bedside table, so get them out of it and try to cut bed's evil assistant blanket. Then you move forward to your pillow. When you cut it all, in silence of course, because bed can hear you, put the scissors away and crawl out of bed on the floor.
5)When you're sure that bed doesn't follow you, run away as fast as you can, dress up, eat the breakfast and go to work.



Next day, you do it all over again.


HF, D.